1. #DorothyParker is my favorite fucking author. #truth

  2. I’m having a huge “I miss you” moment for my best friend right now so I’m dedicating #wcw to her. Most folks only see that rocking bod and gorgeous face but underneath it all is the loveliest personality and most hilarious person I know. I love and miss you @soriahfox. Not a day goes by when I don’t laugh at a memory of us. ❌⭕️💋

  3. Basic bitches stand down with your pumpkin lattes, we drank pumpkin secco

  4. It can be done. I do every single one of these, sometimes in the same day

    (Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

  6. Nasty White Snow … Literally reads “Slutty Imperial Witbier” #sorryfortheshittyphoto #notsorryformultibeerpics

  7. #tbt to last Friday … The socks say #DieYoungStayPretty #ThatsTheMotto

  8. Jesus, Facebook! Stalk much?! You’re worse than the skeets that try to follow me home from the bar!

  9. This beer is literally called #DyingWithin. Pitch black imperial espresso coffee stout aged in a bourbon barrels. 15% … #StrapIn #whiteponymicrobrewery

  10. #Sneakpeek at what’s going down tonight. Now you know I can’t just rock these #skates with just any old outfit …